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so i played cards against humanity online. 

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

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condom:

crystal math

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spookyshen:

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

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cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

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nynamo:

oh hey seems like a nice post  i guess ill reblo-

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nevermind

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